September 24, 2006

L, Lampoon, abecedarius cycle, by Dan Waber

Love my neighbor? Oh please.
Quotably rude, sure, though
ultimately vapid.
Waving x-actos, yelling,
"'zactly," "a'ight," "beeyatch,"
concatenating disses egregiously,
flinging gutterals
high-and-mightily
into Justice's knee.

Posted by dwaber at September 24, 2006 01:03 PM