September 27, 2006

O, Overheard, abecedarius cycle, by Dan Waber

Our patient's queasy.
Right, scalpel.
That's unnecessary.
Vicodin.
Whoops.
Xyster.
Yicky.
Zorro!
Anesthetic? Bludgeon.
Clamp.
Drinking Everclear?
Fix God's hacked-up idiot job.
Keepsake?
Liver moved?
Nervous?

Posted by dwaber at September 27, 2006 01:20 PM