A Clowder
Beware certain flowers, most buses.
Beware men, especially in rain.
Beware numbers.
Beware documents.
Beware white sweatshirts during any of the four seasons.
Beware several circling cars at two am.
Beware the ringing noise the night makes.
Beware scheduled darkness.
Beware any language with a word for a group of cats.
—Michael Loughran