Now if I could just find my bongos, ze reading may beguine!
Wednesday, February 4th, 2009
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Comes in one size only: XXXL
Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009
The Green Zebraffe of Quantum Physics
Monday, February 2nd, 2009
Argument FOR being influenced.
Sunday, February 1st, 2009
Why do advertisements for meat always make everyone look so happy, even the meat?
Saturday, January 31st, 2009
I see what you mean. I may have been wrong after all.
Friday, January 30th, 2009
What do you mean ‘Friend of the bride or groom?’, it should be perfectly obvious I’m neither.
Thursday, January 29th, 2009
Hmm, let’s see, lit the fuse, dropped it in the box of glass shards, nothing happened. Maybe I just flip this lever and open the lid to peek inside to see what might have goneded wrong.
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009
True story, we were at the Philadelphia Museum of Art and people all around us were taking pictures of the art using their cell phones. Here’s what a Rothko would look like. Trust me, cell phone snap shots don’t do it justice, even as a memory jog.
Tuesday, January 27th, 2009
It’s not that I’m looking down on you, it’s that I’m 11 feet tall.
Monday, January 26th, 2009