A magnetically mounted hood ornament with a wireless remote control. Inside the car is a button you can push. When the button is pushed, the hood ornament raises the middle finger salute. Should sell at least as well, or better, than the tow hitch testicles.
A new product idea: pre-packaged roadside shrine kits. Kit would include a cross, a set of large adhesive vinyl letters, slip-covers for easy photo insertion, a sheet of stick-on stock sympathy phrases (we miss you!, love you forever, party on!), a baggie of zip ties for easy lashing of trinkets to the cross, and a disposable camera for taking photos of the finished shrine.
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